Scumbag Brain

Surfing Reddit for only five minutes before homework I'll set an alarm for thirty minutes

Surfing Reddit for only five minutes before homework I'll set an alarm for thirty minutes  Scumbag Brain

Needs 8h of sleep Wakes up exhausted if sleeps for longer

Needs 8h of sleep Wakes up exhausted if sleeps for  longer   Scumbag Brain

No cramps because of birth control hormones? Let's even things out with a head-splitting migraine!

No cramps because of birth control hormones? Let's even things out with a head-splitting migraine!  Scumbag Brain

Hardwired to reproduce. Can put the concept of the 'friend-zone' in the proper societal context with examples, references, and a structured argument. Still hardwired to reproduce.

Hardwired to reproduce. Can put the concept of the 'friend-zone' in the proper societal context with examples, references, and a structured argument. Still hardwired to reproduce.  Scumbag Brain

Makes you dream of girlfriend Fucking your worst enemy

Makes you dream of girlfriend Fucking your worst enemy   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of Hilarious comment Post is on page 5

Thinks of Hilarious comment Post is on page 5   Scumbag Brain

Take books out to study Thinks you should clean your room

Take books out to study Thinks you should clean your room  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of a meme that is sure to get upvotes Forgets it as you open Quickmeme

Thinks of a meme that is sure to get upvotes Forgets it as you open Quickmeme   Scumbag Brain

Forgets what you want to remember Remembers what you want to forget

Forgets what you want to remember Remembers what you want to forget   Scumbag Brain

Turn off the lights to go to bed thinks of all the scary things that could come out of the shadows

Turn off the lights to go to bed thinks of all the scary things that could come out of the shadows  Scumbag Brain
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