Scumbag Brain

Your throat is really sore? allow me to salivate like crazy so you have to swallow constantly

Your throat is really sore? allow me to salivate like crazy so you have to swallow constantly  Scumbag Brain

hey i know you're in a very important meeting but here's a boner

hey i know you're in a very important meeting but here's a boner  Scumbag Brain

Hates facebook tells you to check facebook every ten seconds

Hates facebook tells you to check facebook every ten seconds  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you couldn't sleep all night because you weren't tired Let me make you dead tired five minutes before you're supposed to wake up

Oh, you couldn't sleep all night because you weren't tired Let me make you dead tired five minutes before you're supposed to wake up  Scumbag Brain

Spend all day answering phones at a pizza place phone rings at home, "thank you for calling dominos..."

Spend all day answering phones at a pizza place phone rings at home,

Hey you're finally on a date with that girl you have a crush on? Guess what you have literally nothing to say.

Hey you're finally on a date with that girl you have a crush on? Guess what you have literally nothing to say.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're having a great time right now? Let's think about death and eternal existence.

Oh, you're having a great time right now? Let's think about death and eternal existence.  Scumbag Brain

This girl you just met is nice to you, Here, I'll make you have a huge crush on her for no reason at all.

This girl you just met is nice to you, Here, I'll make you have a huge crush on her for no reason at all.   Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend sounds tired on the phone She probably wants to break up

Girlfriend sounds tired on the phone She probably wants to break up  Scumbag Brain

"I JUST HAD SEX!" wet dream

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