Scumbag Brain

You're finally single and ready to get laid? Better replay all the moments that make you miss your ex

You're finally single and ready to get laid? Better replay all the moments that make you miss your ex  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember what I was supposed to do... Just inhale carcinogens instead.

Can't remember what I was supposed to do... Just inhale carcinogens instead.  Scumbag Brain

So tired, eyes can't stay open Can't get to sleep

So tired, eyes can't stay open Can't get to sleep  Scumbag Brain

just stay awake 5 more hours to get back on a normal sleep schedule nope, you must sleep immediately

just stay awake 5 more hours to get back on a normal sleep schedule nope, you must sleep immediately  Scumbag Brain

Rattles off favorite sports teams stats from 15 years ago Blanks on exam.

Rattles off favorite sports teams stats from 15 years  ago Blanks on exam.  Scumbag Brain

Had a bunch of dreams last night Cant remember a single one.

Had a bunch of dreams last night Cant remember a single one.  Scumbag Brain

feels great for two months after breakup out of nowhere, makes you feel terrible

feels great for two months after breakup out of nowhere, makes you feel terrible  Scumbag Brain

makes you think its a great idea worst idea ever

makes you think its a great idea worst idea ever  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, are you talking in front of a bunch of people? Because you need to fart and your balls itch real bad

Hey bro, are you talking in front of a bunch of people? Because you need to fart and your balls itch real bad   Scumbag Brain

You started a new job last week. Lets run a high fever so you miss out on work.

You started a new job last week. Lets run a high fever so you miss out on work.  Scumbag Brain
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