Scumbag Brain

You know all those things you're thankful for? Well we're going to forget all of those right as it becomes your turn to share

You know all those things you're thankful for? Well we're going to forget all of those right as it becomes your turn to share  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to close your eyes to wash your hair? Quick, let's think of every single scary thing that could appear when you open your eyes

Oh, you need to close your eyes to wash your hair? Quick, let's think of every single scary thing that could appear when you open your eyes  Scumbag Brain

Single: wants to be in a relationship In a relationship: wants to be single

Single: wants to be in a relationship In a relationship: wants to be single  Scumbag Brain

What's that? You're sick and need sleep? Let's just wake up at 3 am then.

What's that? You're sick and need sleep? Let's just wake up at 3 am then.  Scumbag Brain

Thinks I'm still in college and wants me to go out every Thursday night Knows how I will feel in the A.M.

Thinks I'm still in college and wants me to go out every Thursday night Knows how I will feel in the A.M.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're looking forward to something that's coming up? Let's make time seem like it is going by twice as slow

Oh, you're looking forward to something that's coming up? Let's make time seem like it is going by twice as slow  Scumbag Brain

Want to get enough sleep for final exam "Hey brah, sent you that nightmare where you're late to the exam and fail so you wouldn't oversleep."

Want to get enough sleep for final exam

you know how much you hate falling in love with some random girl you kiss every damn time you get drunk at a party? let's go get drunk at a party

you know how much you hate falling in love with some random girl you kiss every damn time you get drunk at a party? let's go get drunk at a party  Scumbag Brain

StOrm woke us up? Lets stay awake for hours thinking about how bad it's going to be when your dog dies

StOrm woke us up? Lets stay awake for hours thinking about how bad it's going to be when your dog dies  Scumbag Brain

woke up grateful for wonderful life desolate and anxious all afternoon for no reason

woke up grateful for wonderful life desolate and anxious all afternoon for no reason  Scumbag Brain
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