Scumbag Brain

you got a second Job Interview I'm going to sit this one out

you got a second Job Interview I'm going to sit this one out  Scumbag Brain

HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.

HEY, REMEMBER THAT ARGUMENT YOU HAD 10 MINUTES AGO? HERE'S THE PERFECT COMEBACK.   Scumbag Brain

smart, funny, reasonably attractive miserable, anxious, lonely

smart, funny, reasonably attractive miserable, anxious, lonely  Scumbag Brain

doesnt remember awesome dream with your crush nightmares haunt you for life

doesnt remember awesome dream with your crush nightmares haunt you for life  Scumbag Brain

2 minutes until the pizza is supposed to be here? Have a boner

2 minutes until the pizza is supposed to be here? Have a boner  Scumbag Brain

Caught masterbating by mother Says, "I was thinking of you"

Caught masterbating by mother Says,

Customer says thank you and you cant decide between youre welcome or no problem, let me help Your problem

Customer says thank you and you cant decide between youre welcome or no problem, let me help Your problem  Scumbag Brain

no, no, dude, keep refreshing. the karma will go up eventually.

no, no, dude, keep refreshing. the karma will go up eventually.  Scumbag Brain

A diet high in Omega-3 Helps prevent Alzheimer's

A diet high in Omega-3  Helps prevent Alzheimer's   Scumbag Brain

Sets alarm for 7:00am Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time then oversleeps

Sets alarm for 7:00am Wakes up at 4:00, 5:00 and 6:00 to check the time then oversleeps   Scumbag Brain
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