Scumbag Brain

Feeling some minor chest pains? You're probably dying of a heart attack. At 24.

Feeling some minor chest pains? You're probably dying of a heart attack.  At 24.   Scumbag Brain

Hey bro looks like the power went out... Remember every scary movie you have ever seen?

Hey bro looks like the power went out... Remember every scary movie you have ever seen?  Scumbag Brain

Looks like you're happy right now! ... but remember your ex?

Looks like you're happy right now! ... but remember your ex?   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're home alone at night? Dude that plant totally looks like a person

Oh you're home alone at night? Dude that plant totally looks like a person   Scumbag Brain

YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT YOU HATE? LETS HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BANG HIM.

YOU KNOW THAT GUY THAT YOU HATE? LETS HAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BANG HIM.  Scumbag Brain

Two hot girls come over for movie night? Hey, you haven't been sick in a while...

Two hot girls come over for movie night? Hey, you haven't been sick in a while...   Scumbag Brain

Has migraine all day while trying to study for exam. Bedtime: Migraine goes away.

Has migraine all day while trying to study for exam. Bedtime: Migraine goes away.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know how there's only one day of no-fap February left? Yea lets browse /r/gonewild

Hey, you know how there's only one day of no-fap February left? Yea lets browse /r/gonewild   Scumbag Brain

Finally over the love that broke your heart I'll just give you an amazing sex dream about her you'll swear was real.

Finally over the love that broke your heart I'll just give you an amazing sex dream about her you'll swear was real.   Scumbag Brain

Eyes closed in the shower? This is how everyone dies in the movies.

Eyes closed in the shower? This is how everyone dies in the movies.  Scumbag Brain
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