Scumbag Brain

"Hey bro, have you noticed that every time I talk to you... it's just you talking to yourself? You have issues bro..."

Likes girl "You should stop liking her as soon as she likes you back"

Likes girl

"Hey remember that speech you prepared?" "only the intro was worth remembering"

Doesn't Remember someone's name when introduced twice Name of the character that dies shall be remembered forever

Doesn't Remember someone's name when introduced twice Name of the character that dies shall be remembered forever  Scumbag Brain

You'd like to sleep in on your first day off in months? GET UP FOR WORK! Never mind.

You'd like to sleep in on your first day off in months? GET UP FOR WORK! Never mind.   Scumbag Brain

You want to be a dentist? Learn everything about me in 2 weeks

You want to be a dentist? Learn everything about me in 2 weeks  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have long hair are you sure it isn't a spider

Oh you have long hair are you sure it isn't a spider  Scumbag Brain

"Get off reddit you have a lot of work to do" 5 minutes later: "lets check what's on reddit"

NEEDS SLEEP TO GET RID OF FEVER FEVER DREAMS

NEEDS SLEEP TO GET RID OF FEVER FEVER DREAMS  Scumbag Brain

YOU'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES. LOOK AT HER BOOBS, SHE WON'T NOTICE. OH, YOU'RE WEARING EYEGLASSES... MY BAD

YOU'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES. LOOK AT HER BOOBS, SHE WON'T NOTICE. OH, YOU'RE WEARING EYEGLASSES... MY BAD   Scumbag Brain
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