Scumbag Brain

Why are the children so still and quiet in their beds? Because they aren't breathing, obviously.

Why are the children so still and quiet in their beds? Because they aren't breathing, obviously.    Scumbag Brain

Reddit is down. Better open another tab to check again.

Reddit is down. Better open another tab to check again.  Scumbag Brain

That guy driving behind you made the same 2 turns as you? He must be following you home

That guy driving behind you made the same 2 turns as you? He must be following you home   Scumbag Brain

Mouthful of Cereal? Seems like a great time to sneeze

Mouthful of Cereal? Seems like a 
great time to sneeze  Scumbag Brain

In a bad mood? Oh, here's some really depressing music to listen to.

In a bad mood? Oh, here's some really depressing music to listen to.   Scumbag Brain

Oh hey bro, the woman interviewing you is attractive Let's break eye contact and stare at her chest.

Oh hey bro, the woman interviewing you is attractive Let's break eye contact and stare at her chest.   Scumbag Brain

Got hit in the balls? Give me a second while I evaluate how hard

Got hit in the balls? Give me a second while I evaluate how hard   Scumbag Brain

Gives you headache when over tired. Doesn't let you sleep because of headache.

Gives you headache when over tired. Doesn't let you sleep because of headache.  Scumbag Brain

AT NIGHTCLUB, BUT CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH REAL PEOPLE FUCK IT, SOCIALISE BY TEXTING YOUR ENTIRE PHONE BOOK INSTEAD

AT NIGHTCLUB, BUT CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH REAL PEOPLE  FUCK IT, SOCIALISE BY TEXTING YOUR ENTIRE PHONE BOOK INSTEAD  Scumbag Brain

Welcome to the show. Get a brain.

Welcome to the show. Get a brain.   Scumbag Brain
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