Scumbag Brain

just masturbated for the first time? hope you enjoyed it, cause i'll never make it that pleasurable again

just masturbated for the first time? hope you enjoyed it, cause i'll never make it that pleasurable again   Scumbag Brain

WRITER'S BLOCK IN ENGLISH CLASS? DONT WORRY BRO. I'LL SHOW YOU THE WORLD WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP.

WRITER'S BLOCK IN ENGLISH CLASS? DONT WORRY BRO. I'LL SHOW YOU THE WORLD WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP.  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're at a sleepover at someone else's house? here, have a wet dream

oh, you're at a sleepover at someone else's house? here, have a wet dream  Scumbag Brain

Haven't heard that song in months? Why don't I play it for you on repeat all day?

Haven't heard that song in months? Why don't I play it for you on repeat all day?  Scumbag Brain

Walking around a mall "Hey, bro, jump down to the first floor"

Walking around a mall

Piss your pants in a dream huh? Well guess what you just did in reality.

Piss your pants in a dream huh? Well guess what you just did in reality.  Scumbag Brain

Provides you courage to talk to random women Only when you already have a girlfriend

Provides you courage to talk to random women Only when you already have a girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember what you walked into this room for? Neither do I.

Hey, remember what you walked into this room for? Neither do I.  Scumbag Brain

Small cut on finger, no pain. See the cut with own eyes, pain.

Small cut on finger, no pain. See the cut with own eyes, pain.   Scumbag Brain

Have you thought about breathing lately? Here, let me make it a voluntary function for the next 30 seconds

Have you thought about breathing lately? Here, let me make it a voluntary function for the next 30 seconds  Scumbag Brain
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