Scumbag Brain

Finally lets you wake up and do the homework you were supposed to before class Whole thing was a dream. Alarm went off hours ago

Finally lets you wake up and do the homework you were supposed to before class Whole thing was a dream. Alarm went off hours ago  Scumbag Brain

now that i think about it, no, you are not comftorable in fact, i am going to point out every flaw in your next sleeping positions for the rest of the night

now that i think about it, no, you are not comftorable in fact, i am going to point out every flaw in your next sleeping positions for the rest of the night   Scumbag Brain

NOTHING INTERESTING ON REDDIT? BETTER CHECK REDDIT

NOTHING INTERESTING ON REDDIT? BETTER CHECK REDDIT  Scumbag Brain

My friends post the lamest shit on facebook Hey I should see what my friends are up to on facebook

My friends post the lamest shit on facebook Hey I should see what my friends are up to on facebook  Scumbag Brain

Can't tickle yourself Can masturbate

Can't tickle yourself Can masturbate  Scumbag Brain

Mind is wide awake at 2 AM Body is too physically tired to get up and do anything

Mind is wide awake at 2 AM Body is too physically tired to get up and do anything  Scumbag Brain

Brushing your teeth? Why not get peeing out of the way now too

Brushing your teeth? Why not get peeing out of the way now too  Scumbag Brain

can't remember anything learned in college Can recognize almost every repost

can't remember anything learned in college Can recognize
 almost every repost  Scumbag Brain

logs onto internet, has the world at its fingertips with a wealth of online free knowledge cruises on reddit for 2 hours

logs onto internet, has the world at its fingertips with a wealth of online free knowledge cruises on reddit for 2 hours  Scumbag Brain

Phone is in hand Checks pocket for phone

Phone is in hand  Checks pocket for phone  Scumbag Brain
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