Scumbag Brain

Hey! Look over there! BOOBS! It's a fat guy

Hey! Look over there! BOOBS! It's a fat guy  Scumbag Brain

Knows you're lactose intolerant Finds out about 1/2 off Sonic Milkshakes, gets a large.

Knows you're lactose intolerant Finds out about 1/2 off Sonic Milkshakes, gets a large.  Scumbag Brain

hasnt had time to jack off during surgery clerkship has a wetdream while on call at the hospital

hasnt had time to jack off during surgery clerkship has a wetdream while on call at the hospital  Scumbag Brain

So you're trying to attentively listen to your professor? Let me allow you to hear all the other sounds in the classroom in detail

So you're trying to attentively listen to your professor? Let me allow you to hear all the other sounds in the classroom in detail  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're talking to your Trans-gender acquaintance on the phone? Let me make sure you refer to him in the feminine

Oh, you're talking to your Trans-gender acquaintance on the phone? Let me make sure you refer to him in the feminine   Scumbag Brain

Oh I see you are trying to repair that broken device with a soldering iron. Now would be a great time for our hands to shake uncontrollably.

Oh I see you are trying to repair that broken device with a soldering iron. Now would be a great time for our hands to shake uncontrollably.  Scumbag Brain

Meeting new people? Let's act like a complete weirdo

Meeting new people? Let's act like a complete weirdo  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're trying to focus on something important? you could probably use some sleep right about now.

oh, you're trying to focus on something important? you could probably use some sleep right about now.  Scumbag Brain

Went to bed early for the new job tomorrow? Let's lie in bed for three hours thinking about it.

Went to bed early for the new job tomorrow? Let's lie in bed for three hours thinking about it.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, You need to take a piss? I'll bet this locked door makes you need to go 10 times as bad

Oh, You need to take a piss? I'll bet this locked door makes you need to go 10 times as bad  Scumbag Brain
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