Scumbag Brain

Takes a poop in the toilet I wonder what it looks like

Takes a poop in the toilet  I wonder what it looks like   Scumbag Brain

Oh,you're about the fall asleep. let me give you some itching... on your feet, thighs, head, hands, back, arms, neck, legs, forehead...

Oh,you're about the fall asleep. let me give you some  itching... on your feet, thighs, head, hands, back, arms, neck, legs, forehead...  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Let's pretend you're falling or running into a wall.

Hey man, you're about to go to sleep. Let's pretend you're falling or running into a wall.  Scumbag Brain

"All the links are purple. you should get off reddit" Immediately opens alien blue

Someone you love running a few minutes late? Let's imagine how they might have been killed

Someone you love running a few minutes late? Let's imagine how they might have been killed  Scumbag Brain

Oh so you got yourself a hot date? Well allow me to think of all the ways you can fuck it up while you wait

Oh so you got yourself a hot date? Well allow me to think of all the ways you can fuck it up while you wait  Scumbag Brain

Here's a dream about your dog running away Thats Ok, your dog has been dead for years.

Here's a dream about your dog running away Thats Ok, your dog has been dead for years.  Scumbag Brain

Remembers the name and breed of every dog you've ever met Doesn't remember simple math formulas from textbooks that you've read 20 times

Remembers the name and breed of every dog you've ever met Doesn't remember simple math formulas from textbooks that you've read 20 times   Scumbag Brain

This is the perfect time to wake up 4am

This is the perfect time to wake up 4am  Scumbag Brain

suddenly remembers what you forgot at store the second you pull into your driveway

suddenly remembers what you forgot at store the second you pull into your driveway  Scumbag Brain
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