Scumbag Brain

Accidentally touch her ass She'll love it

Accidentally touch her ass She'll love it   Scumbag Brain

hears your alarm clock going off won't let you get out of bed until a half hour later

hears your alarm clock going off won't let you get out of bed until a half hour later  Scumbag Brain

I can remember trillions of funny video titles Except when your friends are over.

I can remember trillions of funny video titles Except when your friends are over.  Scumbag Brain

missing your ex? Her facebook page will probably make you forget about her

missing your ex? Her facebook page will probably make you forget about her  Scumbag Brain

Tell's you that you are incredibly hungry so you buy a big meal WAITS UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN 3 BITES BEFORE TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE FULL

Tell's you that you are incredibly hungry so you buy a big meal WAITS UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN 3 BITES BEFORE TELLING YOU THAT YOU ARE FULL  Scumbag Brain

Wakes up with a migraine at 4am thinks about all the things that stress you out as you fall back asleep

Wakes up with a migraine at 4am thinks about all the things that stress you out as you fall back asleep   Scumbag Brain

oh, you got a girl to make out with you? Here's a sudden urge to burp

oh, you got a girl to make out with you? Here's a sudden urge to burp  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to wake up early for work Helps you set alarm for PM

Knows you have to wake up early for work Helps you set alarm for PM  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to piss really bad right now? Let me just give you a random hard-on to help you with that.

Oh, you have to piss really bad right now? Let me just give you a random hard-on to help you with that.   Scumbag Brain

gets you through college haunts you with chronic missing class dreams for the rest of your life

gets you through college haunts you with chronic missing class dreams for the rest of your life  Scumbag Brain
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