Scumbag Brain

Destroyed by constant drug and alcohol use wonders why life is so shitty

Destroyed by constant drug and alcohol use wonders why life is so shitty  Scumbag Brain

wake up in a panic thinking late for work realize it's saturday

wake up in a panic thinking late for work realize it's saturday  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've never been shot in the leg? Here's a super realistic dream of what it probably feels like!

Oh, you've never been shot in the leg? Here's a super realistic dream of what it probably feels like!   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that damaged knee? Let's forget about that until 5 seconds after you get out of bed

Hey, you know that damaged knee? Let's forget about that until 5 seconds after you get out of bed   Scumbag Brain

Makes you feel like you're in a love with a girl Makes you not give a shit about her after blowing your load

Makes you feel like you're in a love with a girl Makes you not give a shit about her after blowing your load  Scumbag Brain

What's that? You're running late for work and about to walk out the door? Well now you have to shit too. Choose wisley.

What's that? You're running late for work and about to walk out the door?  Well now you have to shit too. Choose wisley.   Scumbag Brain

Knows how easy work is still puts it off for later

Knows how easy work is still puts it off for later  Scumbag Brain

Can't keep eyes open during class Won't fall asleep night before exam

Can't keep eyes open during class Won't fall asleep night before exam  Scumbag Brain

Oh, breaking your leg was traumatic? Let's think about that all the time

Oh, breaking your leg was traumatic? Let's think about that all the time  Scumbag Brain

Ah, let's enjoy this ride home Oh you're home now? Better run if you don't want to piss your pants

Ah, let's enjoy this ride home Oh you're home now? Better run if you don't want to piss your pants   Scumbag Brain
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