Scumbag Brain

Knows you quit smoking Tries to get you to smoke

Knows you quit smoking Tries to get you to smoke  Scumbag Brain

You really need some sleep Brain doesn't shut the fuck up

You really need some sleep Brain doesn't shut the fuck up  Scumbag Brain

Lets go to sleep Reminds you every 5 seconds to have another cigarette.

Lets go to sleep  Reminds you every 5 seconds to have another cigarette.   Scumbag Brain

I see that you are brushing your teeth. Let's see how responsive your gag reflex is.

I see that you are brushing your teeth. Let's see how responsive your gag reflex is.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you have no money left in your bank account? Why don't I make you dream about winning the lottery.

Oh, so you have no money left in your bank account? Why don't I make you dream about winning the lottery.   Scumbag Brain

You just got comfortable in bed? Because I think you have to pee.

You just got comfortable in bed? Because I think you have to pee.   Scumbag Brain

IN BED AND NOT FEELING SLEEPY? BETTER BROWSE R/NOSLEEP AND BE SURE TO CLICK THE POST WITH THE MOST UPVOTES

IN BED AND NOT FEELING SLEEPY? BETTER BROWSE R/NOSLEEP AND BE SURE TO CLICK THE POST WITH THE MOST UPVOTES   Scumbag Brain

Forced to take mandatory company sexual harrassment training Induces weird boner thinking about the sexy time

Forced to take mandatory company sexual harrassment training Induces weird boner thinking about the sexy time   Scumbag Brain

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship   Scumbag Brain

Love a new song that you can't remember all of? Here, let me replay for you the 2 lines you do know over, and over, and over, and...

Love a new song that you can't remember all of? Here, let me replay for you the 2 lines you do know over, and over, and over, and...  Scumbag Brain
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