Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're taking a shower? Time to shit

Oh, you're taking a shower? Time to shit  Scumbag Brain

"zomg there's a spider on your leg!" Nothing on leg

"Stomach bothering you before bed?" "I know! Let's think about the food you ate today!."

i know he hates it but, friend zoned!

i know he hates it but, friend zoned!  Scumbag Brain

Has a great idea of what to Google Instantly forgets it

Has a great idea of what to Google Instantly forgets it   Scumbag Brain

Just finished reading a page can't recall a fucking thing

Just finished reading a page can't recall a fucking thing  Scumbag Brain

Remember all that stuff you studied for the test? let's forget that until the test is over

Remember all that stuff you studied for the test? let's forget that until the test is over  Scumbag Brain

4:00am - Rise and shine!!!! 6:00am - Let me turn off your alarm in your sleep for you...

4:00am - Rise and shine!!!! 6:00am - Let me turn off your alarm in your sleep for you...   Scumbag Brain

Pours a drink downstairs Forget to bring it upstairs with you

Pours a drink downstairs Forget to bring it upstairs with you   Scumbag Brain

Keeps reminding you how much better sleep would be instead of studying at the library Finally get to bed and you're kept awake thinking about tomorrow's test

Keeps reminding you how much better sleep would be instead of studying at the library Finally get to bed and you're kept awake thinking about tomorrow's test   Scumbag Brain
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