Scumbag Brain

What's that? There's a hot girl that you shouldn't hook up with? Penis, you can take it from here.

What's that? There's a hot girl that you shouldn't hook up with? Penis, you can take it from here.   Scumbag Brain

falls asleep on couch in 5 mins falls asleep on bed in 2 hours

falls asleep on couch in 5 mins falls asleep on bed in 2 hours  Scumbag Brain

oh finals tomorrow? here's all the energy which will run out and crash during your exam

oh finals tomorrow? here's all the energy which will run out and crash during your exam  Scumbag Brain

Gets lonely Hates people

Gets lonely Hates people  Scumbag Brain

Automatically performs all the activities required for life Until someone tells you you're breathing manually

Automatically performs all the activities required for life Until someone tells you you're breathing manually   Scumbag Brain

Learns the phonotactic rules of English Don't worry, I'm sure she'll post the slides or whatever. Let's find the exceptions!

Learns the phonotactic rules of English Don't worry, I'm sure she'll post the slides or whatever. Let's find the exceptions!  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I'm sorry you feel nauseous. Want something to cheer you up? Remember every detail of Human Centipede

Hey, I'm sorry you feel nauseous. Want something to cheer you up?  Remember every detail of
 Human Centipede   Scumbag Brain

Pizza guy is here? Here is a boner!

Pizza guy is here? Here is a boner!   Scumbag Brain

attempts meditating falls the fuck asleep

attempts meditating falls the fuck asleep  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't want to sleep at night Wants to sleep while driving

Doesn't want to sleep at night Wants to sleep while driving   Scumbag Brain
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