Scumbag Brain

In a dream "You can totally win this fist fight" with .00001 mph punches

In a dream

dirty sex dream featuring hot friend from back in the day she commits suicide immediately afterwards

dirty sex dream featuring hot friend from back in the day she commits suicide immediately afterwards  Scumbag Brain

Driving happily down the road you should probably drive into the oncoming lane

Driving happily down the road you should probably drive into the oncoming lane  Scumbag Brain

oh, you have a 5 page paper due? Let's make you super horny so that you get distracted

oh, you have a 5 page paper due? Let's make you super horny so that you get distracted  Scumbag Brain

your loved one is dead Just kidding. Time to wake up now.

your loved one is dead Just kidding.  Time to wake up now.  Scumbag Brain

hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that your boss is right behind you here are several incredibly stupid mistakes you have never made before

hey buddy, just wanted to let you know that your boss is right behind you here are several incredibly stupid mistakes you have never made before  Scumbag Brain

just locked the door better go check 3 more times to be safe

just locked the door better go check 3 more times to be safe  Scumbag Brain

Gives you a sex dream Gives you orgasm and boner when you wake up

Gives you a sex dream Gives you orgasm and boner when you wake up  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with a brilliant plot idea for a novel At the beginning of a three-year PhD program

Comes up with a brilliant plot idea for a novel At the beginning of a three-year PhD program  Scumbag Brain

Sees toilet Let's pee now!

Sees toilet Let's pee now!  Scumbag Brain
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