Scumbag Brain

Oh your sitting with your parents? Gotta give you a random boner

Oh your sitting with your parents? Gotta give you a random boner  Scumbag Brain

hungover demands diuretic caffeine

hungover demands diuretic caffeine  Scumbag Brain

You want to work out? Here's that boner I've been saving for you

You want to work out? Here's that boner I've been saving for you  Scumbag Brain

Your in a stressful social situation? Let me just make your voice stutter and hands shake Caption 4 goes here

Your in a stressful social situation? Let me just make your voice stutter and hands shake  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Someone else enters restroom Activate shy bladder mode. Who knows what could happen.

Someone else enters restroom Activate shy bladder mode. Who knows what could happen.  Scumbag Brain

Need to fall asleep in 10 minutes? Best I can do is 45

Need to fall asleep in 10 minutes? Best I can do is 45  Scumbag Brain

still remembers all 151 pokemon from red and blue Forgets every important fact during an exam

still remembers all 151 pokemon from red and blue Forgets every important fact during an exam  Scumbag Brain

puts something in safe place can't find it

puts something in safe place  can't find it  Scumbag Brain

WANTS YOU TO BE HEALTHY ENJOYS SUGAR, CIGARETTES AND BOOZE

WANTS YOU TO BE HEALTHY ENJOYS SUGAR, CIGARETTES AND BOOZE  Scumbag Brain

Could imagine anything but usually imagines burglars, spiders, and symptoms.

Could imagine anything but usually imagines burglars, spiders, and symptoms.   Scumbag Brain
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