Scumbag Brain

know what's cool about vacuuming? if someone sneaks up behind you to kill you, you wont even hear them coming!

know what's cool about vacuuming? if someone sneaks up behind you to kill you, you wont even hear them coming!  Scumbag Brain

likes the way tequila feels on empty stomach rest of body ain't havin' none of that shit

likes the way tequila feels on empty stomach rest of body ain't havin' none of that shit  Scumbag Brain

Gets craving for pop tarts Loses interest after eating one

Gets craving for pop tarts Loses interest after eating one  Scumbag Brain

You need to get this important essay finished... "LOL! Time to Masturbate!"

You need to get this important essay finished...

Someone mocks you Think of perfect comeback while you're trying to sleep.

Someone mocks you Think of perfect comeback while you're trying to sleep.   Scumbag Brain

Trying to get over your ex? Let's dream about her sleeping next to you.

Trying to get over your ex? Let's dream about her sleeping next to you.   Scumbag Brain

History Test Tomorrow "Remember that time you called the teacher Mom?"

History Test Tomorrow

Mom says men only think about one thing, she said. She's right, it's the proliferation of the species.

Mom says men only think about one thing, she  said. She's right, it's the proliferation of the species.  Scumbag Brain

remembers your phone number from years ago remote control good luck with that

remembers your phone number from years ago remote control good luck with that  Scumbag Brain

Girl invites you to sit with her and her friends You decline

Girl invites you to sit with her and her friends You decline  Scumbag Brain
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