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Family Vacation? 4 AM WAKE UP CALL IT IS

Family Vacation? 4 AM WAKE UP CALL IT IS  Scumbag Brain

REMEMBERS A PASSWORD YOUR CREATED 10 SECONDS AGO CANT REMEMBER SOMETHING YOU HAVE STUDIED FOR, FOR 2 HOURS

REMEMBERS A PASSWORD YOUR CREATED 10 SECONDS AGO CANT REMEMBER SOMETHING YOU HAVE STUDIED FOR, FOR 2 HOURS   Scumbag Brain

Warm Milk, Melatonin, dark room, ear plugs, etc are all just words to me, bro

Warm Milk, Melatonin, dark room, ear plugs, etc are all just words to me, bro  Scumbag Brain

Knows that you're going to need to have you keys ready to unlock your house door one minute later from exiting your vehicle Puts them in your pocket anyway

Knows that you're going to need to have you keys ready to unlock your house door one minute later from exiting your vehicle Puts them in your pocket anyway   Scumbag Brain

Remembers every useless acronym UIC uses Forgets that you had homework

Remembers every useless acronym UIC uses Forgets that you had homework   Scumbag Brain

Have a broken ankle Time for diarrhea

Have a broken ankle Time for diarrhea   Scumbag Brain

Remeber that spider you kicked under the bed?

Remeber that spider you kicked under the bed?  Scumbag Brain

What? This junk food is bad for you? Tastes delicious!

What? This junk food is bad for you? Tastes delicious!   Scumbag Brain

Sets alarm at 8:00 AM So you wanted to wake up at 7:55 right?

Sets alarm at 8:00 AM So you wanted to wake up at 7:55 right?  Scumbag Brain

Just dosed with caffeine Triggers a yawn

Just dosed with caffeine Triggers a yawn  Scumbag Brain
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