Scumbag Brain

Hey Remember that really embarrassing thing you did on the weekend while you were drunk? let's relive that moment for the next two hours before we go to sleep

Hey Remember that really embarrassing thing you did on the weekend while you were drunk? let's relive that moment for the next two hours before we go to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Goes to bed half an hour early to get more sleep Wakes up half an hour early

Goes to bed half an hour early to get more sleep Wakes up half an hour early  Scumbag Brain

Hey you seem really clean from the shower you just took, Let's go take a shit.

Hey you seem really clean from the shower you just took, Let's go take a shit.  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl holds your hand: Giant Boner About to have sex: You don't need a boner right now.

Cute girl holds your hand: Giant Boner About to have sex: You don't need a boner right now.   Scumbag Brain

Planning an exhausting day to move out tomorrow? Lemme keep you awake by being stressed out

Planning an exhausting day to move out tomorrow? Lemme keep you awake by being stressed out  Scumbag Brain

wakes you up "hey let's remember the first time you had sex."

wakes you up

Hey remember that song you've been practicing all week? Because i don't Caption 4 goes here

Hey remember that song you've been practicing all week? Because i don't  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY BACK TO WORK TOMORROW GOOD NIGHT FOR INSOMNIA

KNOWS IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY BACK TO WORK TOMORROW GOOD NIGHT FOR INSOMNIA   Scumbag Brain

Your boyfriend hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes? He's probably either cheating on you or dead.

Your boyfriend hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes? He's probably either cheating on you or dead.    Scumbag Brain

Remembers, stupid thing you said about her dress a year ago. Withholds Sex.

Remembers, stupid thing you said about her dress a year ago.  Withholds Sex.   Scumbag Brain
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