Scumbag Brain

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Oh, you forgot to pee before bed after drinking all night? Let me wake you up with this dream of you peeing your pants.

Oh, you forgot to pee before bed after drinking all night? Let me wake you up with this dream of you peeing your pants.  Scumbag Brain

"Artificial butter flavoring ingredient linked to key Alzheimer’s disease process" You know what sounds great right now? Popcorn.

Oh you need to present in front of the class? Don't worry, I'll give you a "good luck" erection

Oh you need to present in front of the class? Don't worry, I'll give you a

You dropped something and its falling by your crotch! Hurry, Punch for it!

You dropped something and its falling by your crotch! Hurry, Punch for it!  Scumbag Brain

remembers lyrics to hot problems cant remember quadratic formula

remembers lyrics to hot problems cant remember quadratic formula   Scumbag Brain

Clearly sees topic title warning about reading the pic wrong "It says alone not aloe. You're seeing things"

Clearly sees topic title warning about reading the pic wrong

Oh, your eye itches and you have Vicks in your hand? Let's bypass Logical Reasoning and make you scratch it! Lol!

Oh, your eye itches and you have Vicks in your hand? Let's bypass Logical Reasoning and make you scratch it! Lol!   Scumbag Brain

knows roaches are mostly harmless mortified by the sight of one

knows roaches are mostly harmless mortified by the sight of one  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have an important final today? I'll play the shitty song you heard this morning

Oh, you have an important final today? I'll play the shitty song you heard this morning   Scumbag Brain
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