Scumbag Brain

Want to concentrate on driving? Makes you forget the last 2 miles

Want to concentrate on driving?  Makes you forget the last 2 miles   Scumbag Brain

"you have a speech in class today?" "How about we have your voice crack halfway through"

Never gives you chills Unless you're taking a piss

Never gives you chills Unless you're taking a piss  Scumbag Brain

Struggles to wake up for school every morning Naturally wakes up at 5:30 AM during the summer.

Struggles to wake up for school every morning Naturally wakes up at 5:30 AM during the summer.   Scumbag Brain

Have to be to work by 9am. it's now 8am Convinces you that you can wake up, get ready, make a 30 min drive, snooze another 45 minutes, and still be in on time

Have to be to work by 9am.  it's now 8am Convinces you that you can wake up, get ready, make a 30 min drive, snooze another 45 minutes, and still be in on time   Scumbag Brain

Remember that great meme you thought of? Beacuse I have no idea how to word it.

Remember that great meme you thought of? Beacuse I have no idea how to word it.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've lost 8 pounds? you should reward yourself with Chipotle

Oh, you've lost 8 pounds? you should reward yourself with Chipotle  Scumbag Brain

Bored? Why not check your ex's profile? Caption 4 goes here

Bored? Why not check your ex's profile?  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

WANT DON'T WANT

WANT DON'T WANT   Scumbag Brain

knows you have a biochem test soon makes everything but biochem seem like the most interesting thing on earth

knows you have a biochem test soon makes everything but biochem seem like the most interesting thing on earth  Scumbag Brain
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