Scumbag Brain

Gets on the computer with the intention of doing homework, its ok if you check reddit real quick Two hours later: You've been on the computer for awhile, you should probably take a break before starting you're homework.

Gets on the computer with the intention of doing homework, its ok if you check reddit real quick Two hours later: You've been on the computer for awhile, you should probably take a break before starting you're homework.  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro that glass door is totally open

Hey bro that glass door is totally open   Scumbag Brain

oh you've decided were never drinking again? challenge accepted

oh you've decided were never drinking again? challenge accepted  Scumbag Brain

Household expects you to lead the Glorious mysteries tonight? Nope. I think I'll just remember the Luminous.

Household expects you to lead the Glorious mysteries tonight? Nope.  I think I'll just remember the Luminous.  Scumbag Brain

Hey i know you have an awesome girlfriend. but i decided to give you a crush on this other girl

Hey i know you have an awesome girlfriend. but i decided to give you   a crush on this other girl   Scumbag Brain

Remember that girl you cheated on your wife with 5 years ago? Let's think about her constantly.

Remember that girl you cheated on your wife with 5 years ago? Let's think about her constantly. 
  Scumbag Brain

Trying to cough discreetly? Time to puke

Trying to cough discreetly? Time to puke  Scumbag Brain

"DON'T LIKE THAT, HUH? COOL, BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT LATER."

week before finals time to watch season 2 of game of thrones in its entirety

week before finals time to watch season 2 of game of thrones in its entirety  Scumbag Brain

so nervous the night before the big exam that you only get 1 hour of sleep falls asleep while taking exam

so nervous the night before the big exam that you only get 1 hour of sleep falls asleep while taking exam  Scumbag Brain
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