Scumbag Brain

Hey Bro know that girl your friends going out with that doesn't know you exist? Let's fucking fall in love with her

Hey Bro know that girl your friends going out with that doesn't know you exist? Let's fucking fall in love with her  Scumbag Brain

You just wrote three sentences You can totally take a reddit break

You just wrote three sentences You can totally take a reddit break  Scumbag Brain

Just had a taco Wants another taco

Just had a taco Wants another taco  Scumbag Brain

Almost asleep Everyone you know and love will be dead someday

Almost asleep Everyone you know and love will be dead someday 
   Scumbag Brain

Has a reason for being mad at boyfriend lol jk im a girl brain

Has a reason for being mad at boyfriend lol jk im a girl brain  Scumbag Brain

two weeks smoke-free sweeeet, someone left a cigarette on the table!

two weeks smoke-free sweeeet, someone left a cigarette on the table!  Scumbag Brain

try not to think of scary shit immediately tries to find the scariest shit it can think of

try not to think of scary shit immediately tries to find the scariest shit it can think of  Scumbag Brain

I can't remeber that hot girls phone number I just got... But i will never forget Fee Waybill is the lead singer of that 80's band "the tubes".

I can't remeber that hot girls phone number I just got... But i will never forget Fee Waybill is the lead singer of that 80's band

Oh, you have a girlfriend? Let me turn you into a complete asshole

Oh, you have a girlfriend? Let me turn you into a complete asshole  Scumbag Brain

ALRIGHT, PAPER DUE IN ONE HOUR BETTER MAKE SURE TO CLEAR BROWSING HISTORY, REALIGN DESKTOP ICONS, CHECK FOR UPDATED DRIVERS, RUN ANTI-SPYWARE PROGRAM, FORGET WHETHER OR NOT BROWSER HISTORY WAS CLEARED - FUCK IT, TWICE CAN'T HURT, AND RESTART COMPUTER JUST

ALRIGHT, PAPER DUE IN ONE HOUR BETTER MAKE SURE TO CLEAR BROWSING HISTORY, REALIGN DESKTOP ICONS, CHECK FOR UPDATED DRIVERS, RUN ANTI-SPYWARE PROGRAM, FORGET WHETHER OR NOT BROWSER HISTORY WAS CLEARED - FUCK IT, TWICE CAN'T HURT, AND RESTART COMPUTER JUST  Scumbag Brain
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