Scumbag Brain

Decicdes to make you claustrophobic Creates reccuring nightmare being stuck in a small space with a 1' x 1' exit

Decicdes to make you claustrophobic Creates reccuring nightmare being stuck in a small space with a 1' x 1' exit   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you look like you're about to go to sleep Lets think about all the terrible things you did in your life instead

Hey, you look like you're about to go to sleep Lets think about all the terrible things you did in your life instead   Scumbag Brain

get out of car, talk to alys, grab mcdonalds, lock car, walk up to school, say hi to zoe and adam, walk into reg go to insult mr. lath... did you lock the car? oh my god

get out of car, talk to alys, grab mcdonalds, lock car, walk up to school, say hi to zoe and adam, walk into reg go to insult mr. lath... did you lock the car? oh my god  Scumbag Brain

Remembers every detail of a video game 20 years later forgets the name of someone you met ten seconds ago

Remembers every detail of a video game 20 years later forgets the name of someone you met ten seconds ago  Scumbag Brain

Decides to click next page one more time 10 times

Decides to click next page one more time 10 times   Scumbag Brain

Persuades you to take a nap Shuts down for 4 hours

Persuades you to take a nap Shuts down for 4 hours   Scumbag Brain

"She's giving you the signs for a kiss" "Good luck!" Shuts down

Makes up reasonable excuse why boy would not call you NO, HE HATES YOU

Makes up reasonable excuse why boy would not call you NO, HE HATES YOU  Scumbag Brain

Sets alarm for first day of work for 7:00 PM

Sets alarm for first day of work for 7:00 PM   Scumbag Brain

How's that first date going? That's cool. How about diarrhea?

How's that first date going? That's cool. How about diarrhea?   Scumbag Brain
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