Scumbag Brain

Going up to get the Eucharist at Mass. Hey remember that hilarious thing that happened yesterday?

Going up to get the Eucharist at Mass. Hey remember that hilarious thing that happened yesterday?  Scumbag Brain

THINKS CRITICALLY WAY TOO CRITICALLY

THINKS CRITICALLY WAY TOO CRITICALLY  Scumbag Brain

When you're talking to a girl, tells you not to look down at her boobs Makes you look at her boobs anyway

When you're talking to a girl, tells you not to look down at her boobs Makes you look at her boobs anyway   Scumbag Brain

I heard all white people are smart SO WHY IS BDJ SO FUCKING DUMB??????

I heard all white people are smart SO WHY IS BDJ SO FUCKING DUMB??????   Scumbag Brain

Almost at airport, going on vacation Wonders if you turned off the furnace

Almost at airport, going on vacation Wonders if you turned off the furnace  Scumbag Brain

1AM Don't want to go to bed. 10AM Don't want to get out of bed.

1AM
Don't want to go to bed. 10AM
Don't want to get out of bed.   Scumbag Brain

Decides to post to reddit Can't pass the human test.

Decides to post to reddit Can't pass the human test.   Scumbag Brain

Thinks only about sexual fantasies right before going to bed Has dream about completely unrelated situation that happened 2 days ago with no significance whatsoever

Thinks only about sexual fantasies right before going to bed Has dream about completely unrelated situation that happened 2 days ago with  no significance whatsoever    Scumbag Brain

Thinks you hear two black guys speaking in heavy ebonics actually two white men speaking french

Thinks you hear two black guys speaking in heavy ebonics actually two white men speaking french  Scumbag Brain

Pays attention when teacher talks about stuff you already know Stops paying attention when new material comes up

Pays attention when teacher talks about stuff you already know Stops paying attention when new material comes up  Scumbag Brain
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