Scumbag Brain

Man, this pizza tastes great, can't wait to swallow it SNEEZE

Man, this pizza tastes great, can't wait to swallow it SNEEZE   Scumbag Brain

is bored better shut down

is bored better shut down  Scumbag Brain

Nose is bleeding "Hey bro now is a good time to sneeze."

Nose is bleeding

Work in the morning, can't fucking sleep. Off the next day, pass out at desk.

Work in the morning, can't fucking sleep. Off the next day, pass out at desk.  Scumbag Brain

Solipsistic Fills your world with assholes

Solipsistic Fills your world with assholes   Scumbag Brain

Takes 20 minutes to know you are full Stubs toe, feels instantly

Takes 20 minutes to know you are full Stubs toe, feels instantly  Scumbag Brain

internet not working? you could Look up how to fix it on the internet

internet not working?  you could Look up how to fix it on the internet  Scumbag Brain

Oh man, remember all that stuff you wanted to order now that you have free shipping!? I don't.

Oh man, remember all that stuff you wanted to order now that you have free shipping!? I don't.  Scumbag Brain

You see that gross, green stuff under your desk? You should totally touch it

You see that gross, green stuff under your desk? You should totally touch it  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, don't date that hot girl who's obviously into you Just keep obsessing over that other one who doesn't want to date you instead

Hey bro, don't date that hot girl who's obviously into you Just keep obsessing over that other one who doesn't want to date you instead   Scumbag Brain
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