Scumbag Brain

Have to be up in 5 hours? Better lay awake obsessing about it for 5 hours

Have to be up in 5 hours? Better lay awake obsessing about it for 5 hours   Scumbag Brain

You think i'm a scumbag? I named myself!

You think i'm a scumbag? I named myself!   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to walk somewhere in the dark? Remember the scariest movie you've ever seen?

Oh, you have to walk somewhere in the dark? Remember the scariest movie you've ever seen?   Scumbag Brain

That girl you shag right now is great at sexual intercourse Here, take some intimate memories about your ex

That girl you shag right now is great at sexual intercourse Here, take some intimate memories about your ex   Scumbag Brain

Remember what i told you 5 seconds ago? no

Remember what i told you 5 seconds ago? no  Scumbag Brain

funny, confident, quick-witted while dreaming stutters, in-confident, socially awkward while awake

funny, confident, quick-witted while dreaming stutters, in-confident, socially awkward while awake  Scumbag Brain

I know you're in the middle of a CAT scan but you haven't sneezed in a while

I know you're in the middle of a CAT scan but you haven't sneezed in a while    Scumbag Brain

I see you're trying to fall asleep Here, let me remind you of all those horror movies you've ever seen

I see you're trying to fall asleep Here, let me remind you of all those horror movies you've ever seen   Scumbag Brain

lay in bed unable to sleep you know what would help? that scary movie you watched four months ago

lay in bed unable to sleep you know what would help? that scary movie you watched four months ago   Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, it's a good thing you have napkins in front of you for this messy meal you're eating but you should just go ahead and wipe your hands on your pants anyway

Hey bro, it's a good thing you have napkins in front of you for this messy meal you're eating but you should just go ahead and wipe your hands on your pants anyway   Scumbag Brain
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