Scumbag Brain

Can only communicate with females when drunk. Can only achieve erection when sober.

Can only communicate with females when drunk. Can only achieve erection when sober.   Scumbag Brain

Thats a pretty neat looking car thing Oh look that could totally sever someones foot

Thats a pretty neat looking car thing Oh look that could totally sever someones foot  Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you need to put away the milk and cereal? I think the milk goes in the cabinet and the cereal goes in the fridge

Oh, so you need to put away the milk and cereal? I think the milk goes in the cabinet and the cereal goes in the fridge  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're late for work? Hit that snooze one more time.

Oh you're late for work? Hit that snooze one more time.  Scumbag Brain

everything is much better than it used to be lets stay depressed

everything is much better than it used to be lets stay depressed  Scumbag Brain

Paranoid about that spider video you just watched? Here's a few random itches everywhere.

Paranoid about that spider video you just watched? Here's a few random itches everywhere.   Scumbag Brain

Wants to be at school when at work Wants to be at work when at school

Wants to be at school when at work Wants to be at work when at school  Scumbag Brain

Horrible idea for a rage comic allow me to convince you its great

Horrible idea for a rage comic  allow me to convince you its great  Scumbag Brain

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never remembers where you left your keys 5 minutes ago effortlessly picks out reposts from over 6 months ago  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

Forgot your car keys go back to your place, close the window, pet the dog, grab something to eat, turn off the lights, shut the door. Forget your car keys

Forgot your car keys
 go back to your place, close the window, pet the dog, grab something to eat, turn off the lights, shut the door.
Forget your car keys   Scumbag Brain
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