Scumbag Brain

Wait, is it possible to masturbate and cry simultaneously? Don't worry, I'll check for you on Valentine's Day.

Wait, is it possible to masturbate and cry simultaneously? Don't worry, I'll check for you on Valentine's Day.  Scumbag Brain

Midterm soon? Oh, I just discovered the UCLA memes page

Midterm soon?  Oh, I just discovered the UCLA memes page   Scumbag Brain

lexon mbi link: kliko mbi foto pastaj like i ben like dhe komnton te linku

lexon mbi link: kliko mbi foto pastaj like i ben like dhe komnton te linku  Scumbag Brain

I know you know what I know

 I know you know what I know   Scumbag Brain

make witty scumbag brain caption submits to reddit as "scumbag brian"

make witty scumbag brain caption submits to reddit as

Makes you spend every waking moment trying to get one part of it to stimulate another part of it WON'T HELP

Makes you spend every waking moment trying to get one part of it to stimulate another part of it WON'T HELP  Scumbag Brain

I see your trying to get to sleep... Lets remember that slender man documentary word for word.

I see your trying to get to sleep... Lets remember that slender man documentary word for word.  Scumbag Brain

Encourages you to make promises to yourself Convinces you to break said promises at the earliest possible convenience

Encourages you to make promises to yourself Convinces you to break said promises at the earliest possible convenience  Scumbag Brain

Tries to be a know-it-all and fails. Calls it Deja vu.

Tries to be a know-it-all and fails. Calls it Deja vu.   Scumbag Brain

Logic thinker. Doesn't understand religion

Logic thinker. Doesn't understand religion   Scumbag Brain
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