Scumbag Brain

Motivates you to do something productive gets distracted by reddit

Motivates you to do something productive gets distracted by reddit  Scumbag Brain

"Don't forget to do that thing later" Remembers to do that thing, but can't remember what the thing to do actually is

Has great girlfriend Constantly wants to sleep with other girls

Has great girlfriend Constantly wants to sleep with other girls  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, where'd your phone go? Just kidding. You're holding it.

Hey man, where'd your phone go? Just kidding. You're holding it.    Scumbag Brain

Can sleep as long as it wants for the first time since weeks wake up at 8:00 am

Can sleep as long as it wants for the first time since weeks wake up at 8:00 am  Scumbag Brain

dude, so you like this girl? we should totally get nervous around her to improve our chances

dude, so you like this girl? we should totally get nervous around her to improve our chances  Scumbag Brain

Hanging on to something for dear life? Better make your hands sweat

Hanging on to something for dear life? Better make your hands sweat  Scumbag Brain

you've been off for 5 minutes, Better check Reddit one more time before doing your college apps

you've been off for 5 minutes, Better check Reddit one more time before doing your college apps  Scumbag Brain

Read an article on how bad smoking is for you crave a cigarette

Read an article on how bad smoking is for you crave a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

finally over your ex? let's dream about how much you loved them

finally over your ex? let's dream about how much you loved them  Scumbag Brain
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