Scumbag Brain

TV Blaring? No problem, bro. Sink dripping? Better stay awake to listen.

TV Blaring? No problem, bro. Sink dripping? Better stay awake to listen.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're Nervous about your job interview? Let's bring in a stress pimple to distract them from your anxiety

Oh, you're Nervous about your job interview? Let's bring in a stress pimple to distract them from your anxiety  Scumbag Brain

Trying to get over a girl Dream about her

Trying to get over a girl Dream about her  Scumbag Brain

AWW YOU JUST GOT THE GROSSEST NASTIEST MOST DISGUSTING LOOKING FECAL MATTER EVER ON YOUR HAND YOU SHOULD...YOU SHOULD SMELL IT

AWW YOU JUST GOT THE GROSSEST NASTIEST MOST DISGUSTING LOOKING FECAL MATTER EVER ON YOUR HAND YOU SHOULD...YOU SHOULD SMELL IT  Scumbag Brain

Hey remember that girl you liked but just got over? I'm going to have a dream where she's your girlfriend.

Hey remember that girl you liked but just got over? I'm going to have a dream where she's your girlfriend.  Scumbag Brain

Spotted a $5 bill in the gutter on the nighttime bicycle commute home Now wants to stop and check out every piece of paper in the road

Spotted a $5 bill in the gutter on the nighttime bicycle commute home  Now wants to stop and check out every piece of paper in the road  Scumbag Brain

I'm not thirsty anymore Hold on, I changed my mind.

I'm not thirsty anymore Hold on, I changed my mind.  Scumbag Brain

Nah man trust me that's the funniest caption Oh wait just kidding I thought of a funnier one.

Nah man  trust me that's the funniest caption Oh wait just kidding I thought of a funnier one.  Scumbag Brain

Becomes unattracted to a girl Because shes attracted to you

Becomes unattracted to a girl Because shes attracted to you  Scumbag Brain

Bored of surfing reddit? Why don't you open up a new tab so you can visit reddit.

Bored of surfing reddit? Why don't you open up a new tab so you can visit reddit.  Scumbag Brain
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