Scumbag Brain

Overdid it your first time at the gym? Here, have some week-long muscle aches to discourage you from ever going again.

Overdid it your first time at the gym? Here, have some week-long muscle aches to discourage you from ever going again.  Scumbag Brain

Able to think clearly and rationally Listens instead to penis

Able to think clearly and rationally Listens instead to penis  Scumbag Brain

Oh, the girlfriend isn't answering the phone? She must be cheating.

Oh, the girlfriend isn't answering the phone? She must be cheating.  Scumbag Brain

Here's a beautiful woman to help you masturbate. It's your mother.

Here's a beautiful woman to help you masturbate. It's your mother.  Scumbag Brain

Crush now finally GF She isnt' that cute isn´t she?

Crush now finally GF She isnt' that cute isn´t she?   Scumbag Brain

One minute left of class time for an erection

One minute left of class time for an erection 
  Scumbag Brain

Is half asleep at work Wide awake ASA its at home

Is half asleep at work Wide awake ASA its at home  Scumbag Brain

Clicks pen unknowingly is annoyed by anybody else who does

Clicks pen unknowingly is annoyed by anybody else who does   Scumbag Brain

Can't get hard before sex Gives you boners when alone in bed till it hurts

Can't get hard before sex Gives you boners when alone in bed till it hurts  Scumbag Brain

Remembers homework Right before class

Remembers homework Right before class  Scumbag Brain
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