Scumbag Brain

Don't Jump off bridge Jumps

Don't Jump off bridge  Jumps  Scumbag Brain

PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE the world shrinks to ghosts and witches.

PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE the world shrinks to ghosts and witches.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to set your alarm for 9:00am Wakes you up at 7:47

Tells you to set your alarm for 9:00am Wakes you up at 7:47  Scumbag Brain

Makes you say awake when you want to sleep Makes you fall asleep when you need to stay awake

Makes you say awake when you want to sleep Makes you fall asleep when you need to stay awake  Scumbag Brain

watches/reads something thought-provoking refuses to provoke thought

watches/reads something thought-provoking refuses to provoke thought  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to break up with ex years ago Creates elaborate dream where you're still happily together

Convinces you to break up with ex years ago Creates elaborate dream where you're still happily together  Scumbag Brain

most complex thing in the universe gets beat by four function calculator

most complex thing in the universe gets beat by four function calculator  Scumbag Brain

Triggers fart 3 seconds later triggers yawn

Triggers fart 3 seconds later triggers yawn   Scumbag Brain

so you just washed your hands? now seems like a good time to take a piss

so you just washed your hands? now seems like a good time to take a piss  Scumbag Brain

Have a paper due Monday But first, lets learn how to shuffle cards and make a meme about it

Have a paper due Monday But first, lets learn how to shuffle cards and make a meme about it   Scumbag Brain
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