Scumbag Brain

Sad part in movie theater? Hey, remember all those hilarious jokes Joe told you at the office today? Caption 4 goes here

Sad part in movie theater? Hey, remember all those hilarious jokes Joe told you at the office today?  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Dream about going to work Wake up and go to work

Dream about going to work  Wake up and go to work  Scumbag Brain

tired during the day can't sleep at night

 tired during the day can't sleep at night  Scumbag Brain

Before the fact: "Screw the consequences!" After the fact: "You probably shouldn't have done that."

Before the fact:

thinks of all important things you have to do as soon as you decide to finally go to bed

thinks of all important things you have to do as soon as you decide to finally go to bed  Scumbag Brain

Replies to insult with "So is your face" Comes up with 3 better comebacks 15 minutes later

Replies to insult with

Madly in love with someone who hates you

Madly in love with someone who hates you  Scumbag Brain

Only get awful songs Stuck in your head.

Only get awful songs Stuck in your head.   Scumbag Brain

Day off ? Looking forward to a lie in ? Wakes you up at 5.37am to listen to a cat outside

Day off ? Looking forward to a lie in ? Wakes you up at 5.37am to listen to a cat outside  Scumbag Brain

OMG NEED TO PEE RIGHT NOW LOLWUT?

OMG NEED TO PEE RIGHT NOW LOLWUT?  Scumbag Brain
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