Scumbag Brain

forgets to set alarm wakes you up 5 minutes after hot breakfast ends

forgets to set alarm wakes you up 5 minutes after hot breakfast ends  Scumbag Brain

Get a 174 on the LSAT TIME TO WAKE UP

Get a 174 on the LSAT TIME TO WAKE UP  Scumbag Brain

Wake up to broken nose and blood everywhere "Though I'd let you keep sleeping."

Wake up to broken nose and blood everywhere

this is made with 100% bubblegum

this is made  with 100% bubblegum  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to piss? Here, have a boner

Oh, you have to piss? Here, have a boner  Scumbag Brain

I see your about to write a short answer on your test, Now seems like a good time to forget how to spell

I see your about to write a short answer on your test, Now seems like a good time to forget how to spell   Scumbag Brain

No need to proof-read It's perfect

No need to proof-read  It's perfect   Scumbag Brain

Have to take medication or die Literally can't remember to take medication to save your life

Have to take medication or die Literally can't remember to take medication to save your life  Scumbag Brain

Go ahead, press the away button. Youll remember you have the store phone still in your pocket when youre outside with the alarm armed.

Go ahead, press the away button. Youll remember you have the store phone still in your pocket when youre outside with the alarm armed.   Scumbag Brain

Straight male Check guy out when he bends over

Straight male Check guy out when he bends over   Scumbag Brain
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