Scumbag Brain

just finished showering and running late for class here's a sudden urge to take a 20 minute shit

just finished showering and running late for class here's a sudden urge to take a 20 minute shit   Scumbag Brain

You're so tired! Get in Bed! Comfy? you have to poop now

You're so tired! Get in Bed! Comfy? 
you have to poop now  Scumbag Brain

Remember that girl you just got over? Let's dream about her!

Remember that girl you just got over? Let's dream about her!    Scumbag Brain

You're not getting along with a friend? How bout you have some awesome dreams about them tonight.

You're not getting along with a friend? How bout you have some awesome dreams about them tonight.  Scumbag Brain

Already on reddit type reddit.com into the URL bar.

Already on reddit type reddit.com into the URL bar.   Scumbag Brain

What was that song that was stuck in your head? Oh yes, "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

What was that song that was stuck in your head? Oh yes,

Oh, mom is deciding to get you out of bed today? Here, have a boner.

Oh, mom is deciding to get you out of bed today?
 Here, have a boner.  Scumbag Brain

Can't wait for tomorrow Makes it difficult to fall asleep

Can't wait for tomorrow Makes it difficult to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

MEET NEW PERSON REMEMBER WHAT THEIR SHIRT LOOKS LIKE

MEET NEW PERSON REMEMBER WHAT THEIR SHIRT LOOKS LIKE  Scumbag Brain

brain cells dying because of alcohol only erases the important stuff

brain cells dying because of alcohol only erases the important stuff  Scumbag Brain
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