Scumbag Brain

Knows parents are right Disagrees with them just because

Knows parents are right Disagrees with them just because  Scumbag Brain

Time to make coffee I forgot how many scoops you added to the filter, bro! Hey! Think about this random thought for a sec!

Time to make coffee I forgot how many scoops you added to the filter, bro! Hey! Think about this random thought for a sec!  Scumbag Brain

Runs out of liquid soap in shower Fails to remember this until next time you shower after you are already wet

Runs out of liquid soap in shower Fails to remember this until next time you shower after you are already wet  Scumbag Brain

its 4am and you have a job interview tomorrow... just stay awake we can make it true story bro

its 4am and you have a job interview tomorrow... just stay awake we can make it true story bro  Scumbag Brain

You were out all night drinking? Let me wake you up 3 hours after falling asleep

You were out all night drinking? Let me wake you up 3 hours after falling asleep  Scumbag Brain

24 Hour Days 25 Hour Circadian Rhythm Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

24 Hour Days  25 Hour Circadian Rhythm  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

3:20 AM and work at 8? You should probably go through your whole music library and make a huge playlist

3:20 AM and work at 8? You should probably go through your whole music library and make a huge playlist  Scumbag Brain

Oh hey man, you're really tired and want to get some sleep Lets think of memes about how you cant get to sleep instead Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

Oh hey man, you're really tired and want to get some sleep Lets think of memes about how you cant get to sleep instead  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

Phantom Limb... Perfect! Let's keep sensations such as pain persistent in our amputated limb!

Phantom Limb... Perfect! Let's keep sensations such as pain persistent in our amputated limb!  Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to go to sleep? Fuck you, think about stuff!

Oh you want to go to sleep? Fuck you, think about stuff!  Scumbag Brain
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