Scumbag Brain

Your old ass doctor is touching you? Wouldn't it be hilarious if that turned you on?

Your old ass doctor is touching you? Wouldn't it be hilarious if that turned you on?  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up an tells you its friday Its Thursday.

Wakes you up an tells you its friday Its Thursday.  Scumbag Brain

We've become slightly proficient at something. Nothing more to do here time to learn something new.

We've become slightly proficient at something.  Nothing more to do here time to learn something new.  Scumbag Brain

Mom spanks you in public. Boner Time

Mom spanks you in public. Boner Time   Scumbag Brain

Low IQ? How about unlimited confidence? Oh, you wanted to be intelligent? Have fun with your constant self doubt.

Low IQ? How about unlimited confidence? Oh, you wanted to be intelligent? Have fun with your constant self doubt.   Scumbag Brain

Wakes up late Monday through Friday. Wakes up at 6 on Saturday and Sunday.

Wakes up late Monday through Friday.  Wakes up at 6 on Saturday and Sunday.  Scumbag Brain

Logically concludes there is no mind-body dualism Ignores this fact in every-day situations

Logically concludes there is no mind-body dualism Ignores this fact in
every-day situations  Scumbag Brain

cant learn a definition knows all lines to superbad

cant learn a definition knows all lines to superbad  Scumbag Brain

3 months in: OMG i love him lol 3 years in: "my idiot bf..."

3 months in: OMG i love him lol 3 years in:

if you start with your essay right now... lol jk

if you start with your essay right now... lol jk  Scumbag Brain
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