Scumbag Brain

Oh, the girl you've been talking to says she's not interested? How about you dream about her every night for the next week.

Oh, the girl you've been talking to says she's not interested? How about you dream about her every night for the next week.  Scumbag Brain

SCUMBAG BLADDER WAKING YOU UP AT 7AM ON A SATURDAY? NOT BEFORE THIS DREAM OF YOUR EX THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 10 YEARS

SCUMBAG BLADDER WAKING YOU UP AT 7AM ON A SATURDAY? NOT BEFORE THIS DREAM OF YOUR EX THAT YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 10 YEARS  Scumbag Brain

Trying to fall asleep? Let's think about how sad it will be when each of your loved ones DIE

Trying to fall asleep? Let's think about how sad it will be when each of your loved ones DIE  Scumbag Brain

Girl I used to bang is off limits because she is married with a kid. Girl I want to bang is married with 4 kids.

Girl I used to bang is off limits because she is married with a kid. Girl I want to bang is married with 4 kids.  Scumbag Brain

In a rare good mood Not used to this feeling... Panic attack!!!

In a rare good mood  Not used to this feeling... 
Panic attack!!!  Scumbag Brain

Don't worry you have plenty of time to wash and dry your pants before you need to wear them tonight

Don't worry 
you have plenty of time  to wash and dry your pants before you need to wear them tonight  Scumbag Brain

About to have sex dream Runs off to fight avocado stealing giants instead

About to have sex dream  Runs off to fight avocado stealing giants instead  Scumbag Brain

Above average intelligence, good job, self sufficient, attractive, able to do virtually anything Gives you depression so you can't appreciate or do any of these things

Above average intelligence, good job, self sufficient, attractive, able to do virtually anything Gives you depression so you can't appreciate or do any of these things  Scumbag Brain

Man, it's so good to finally be over your ex Let's celebrate with a nice dream where you didn't fuck it up and lived happily ever after Oh, look! It's the daughter you decided not to have! and those friends who don't talk to you any more!

Man, it's so good to 
finally be over your ex Let's celebrate with a nice dream where you didn't fuck it up and lived happily ever after Oh, look! It's the daughter you decided not to have!  and those friends who don't talk to you any more!  Scumbag Brain

About to listen to awesome new metal album HEADACHE MOTHERFUCKER

About to listen to awesome new metal album HEADACHE MOTHERFUCKER  Scumbag Brain
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