Scumbag Brain

Browsing reddit at 3 in the morning? Let's make some comments we will regret

Browsing reddit at 3 in the morning? Let's make some comments we will regret  Scumbag Brain

Going to bed? Perfect time to relax your bladder

Going to bed? Perfect time to relax your bladder  Scumbag Brain

This is the best feeling ever and I hope it lasts a really long time LETS COME NOW

This is the best feeling ever and I hope it lasts a really long time LETS COME NOW  Scumbag Brain

PROMISES NOT TO GO ON REDDIT NOTICES IT'S YOUR CAKEDAY

PROMISES NOT TO GO ON REDDIT NOTICES IT'S YOUR CAKEDAY  Scumbag Brain

Your stomach is turning due to menstruation? You should eat a ton of junk food, that will totally help

Your stomach is turning due to menstruation? You should eat a ton of junk food, that will totally help  Scumbag Brain

1.Tells you to break up with girl 2.Tells you you're an idiot and reminds you of how good you had it and now obsessively wants her back 3.Thinks of surprising and romantic ideas and helps you get girl back "I've made a huge mistake" Repeats steps 1-3

1.Tells you to break up with girl

2.Tells you you're an idiot and reminds you of how good you had it and now  obsessively wants her back

3.Thinks of surprising and romantic ideas  and helps you get girl back

good thing we made it to the bathroom. our bladder is about to burst. Nope. Wait. that dude is definitely looking at your dick

good thing we made it to the bathroom. our bladder is about to burst. Nope. Wait. that dude is definitely looking at your dick  Scumbag Brain

Dreams all night: boring, uneventful 6am: Epic, convoluted adventure begins

Dreams all night: boring, uneventful 6am: Epic, convoluted adventure begins  Scumbag Brain

Can't get out of bed on weekdays Wake up at 8 am feeling fully rested on Saturday and Sunday

Can't get out of bed on weekdays Wake up at 8 am feeling fully rested on Saturday and Sunday  Scumbag Brain

Man, Reddit is boring tonight Let's go see what's on Reddit instead

Man, Reddit is boring tonight Let's go see what's on Reddit instead  Scumbag Brain
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