Scumbag Brain

don't have enough time to finish all of your homework let's procrastinate

don't have enough time to finish all of your homework let's procrastinate  Scumbag Brain

This food is awesome Shove it down your throat as fast as possible

This food is awesome Shove it down your throat as fast as possible  Scumbag Brain

It's ok, just switch the channel while this one is on commercials. I'll totally forget about it and make you switch it just before that turns onto commercials again.

It's ok, just switch the channel while this one is on commercials. I'll totally forget about it and make you switch it just before that turns onto commercials again.  Scumbag Brain

Notre Dame Student A$$ A$$ A$$... Food

Notre Dame Student A$$ A$$ A$$...
Food  Scumbag Brain

during a midnight premiere: "dude i just wanna go to bed" at 3:30am when you get home: "all nighter? we got this shit."

during a midnight premiere:

hey remember your favorite childhood pet? i thought i'd just remind you that he's dead

hey remember your favorite childhood pet? i thought i'd just remind you that he's dead  Scumbag Brain

" you want to ask that cute girl out?" makes you sweat like a pig in front of her

What's that brah? It's your day off? Better wake you at 6:30 just to be safe

What's that brah? It's your day off? Better wake you at 6:30 just to be safe  Scumbag Brain

"I can drink a lot" abuses vagus nerve next morning

So you need to ask your 3rd grade teacher a question? "Mom"

So you need to ask your 3rd grade teacher  a question?
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