Scumbag Brain

YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW FOR SCHOOL? COOL, I DON'T

YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW FOR SCHOOL? COOL, I DON'T   Scumbag Brain

Missed a note? Better make up for it in the rest the entire band has.

Missed a note? Better make up for it in the rest the entire band has.   Scumbag Brain

Man that roadkill looks disgusting Better stare at it

Man that roadkill looks disgusting Better stare at it  Scumbag Brain

Remember that hilarious meme you thought up in your dream? It actually makes no sense in reality

Remember that hilarious meme you thought up in your dream? It actually makes no sense in reality   Scumbag Brain

Hurricane coming Better eat all the food in my fridge.

Hurricane coming Better eat all the food in my fridge.   Scumbag Brain

Wow, it's dark in this room Better Flick the lightswitch

Wow, it's dark in this room Better Flick the lightswitch  Scumbag Brain

Forgets about assignment when you have time to do it Reminds you 17 minutes before it's due

Forgets about assignment when you have time to do it Reminds you 17 minutes before it's due   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're having an intelligent and intriguing conversation with this new person you met I better picture them naked so it suddenly becomes awkward to talk to them!

Oh you're having an intelligent and intriguing conversation with this new person you met I better picture them naked so it suddenly becomes awkward to talk to them!   Scumbag Brain

Go to the gym? Nah...make frozen margaritas, taco salad, banana nut bread, and then white russians. And chips too...

Go to the gym? Nah...make frozen margaritas, taco salad, banana nut bread, and then white russians. And chips too...  Scumbag Brain

Books you read on your own time: remembers everything. Books assigned for class: the fuck is this shit?

Books you read on your own time: remembers everything. Books assigned for class: the fuck is this shit?  Scumbag Brain
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