Scumbag Brain

Gotta pee? Go ahead. No, you're not sleeping, you're flying over the toilet in the bathroom of your elementary school. nevermind that warm feeling, what's the problem?

Gotta pee?  Go ahead. No, you're not sleeping, you're flying over the toilet in the bathroom of your elementary school. nevermind that warm feeling, what's the problem?   Scumbag Brain

Watching TV: let's go to bed, i'm tired IN BED: I'm not tired anymore

Watching TV: let's go to bed, i'm tired IN BED: I'm not tired anymore   Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember those girls you thought you had gotten over? Let's have a vivid sex dream with all of them.

Hey, remember those girls you thought you had gotten over? Let's have a vivid sex dream with all of them.   Scumbag Brain

Add friend's birthday to Google Calendar Wants to fill in the "repeat until" year

Add friend's birthday to Google Calendar Wants to fill in the

you don't need to defend against that it's safe. trust me.

you don't need to defend against that it's safe. trust me.  Scumbag Brain

goes to bed at 4 am wakes up at 6 am, never been more awake go to bed at 8 pm then wakes up at noon and tired as shit

goes to bed at 4 am wakes up at 6 am, never been more awake go to bed at 8 pm then wakes up at noon and tired as shit  Scumbag Brain

Oh first fresh step out of the shower? I guess its time for you to take a shit.

Oh first fresh step out of the shower?  I guess its time for you to take a shit.    Scumbag Brain

oh you're really really high up? why not jump?

oh you're really really high up? why not jump?  Scumbag Brain

HAS A DIFFICULT TIME GOING TO SLEEP HAS A DIFFICULT TIME GETTING UP

HAS A DIFFICULT TIME GOING TO  SLEEP HAS A DIFFICULT TIME GETTING UP  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you finally went to bed before midnight? I'll just wake you up at 4am then.

Oh, you finally went to bed before midnight? I'll just wake you up at 4am then.   Scumbag Brain
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