Scumbag Brain

HEY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MASTURBATE

HEY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MASTURBATE    Scumbag Brain

Doing homework eh? ...i bet there's something important on reddit

Doing homework eh? ...i bet there's something important on reddit  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember where phone is Don't check pockets Tear the room apart first

Can't remember where phone is Don't check pockets
Tear the room apart first   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you are running late for work? Don't forget you need to take a dump

Oh, you are running late for work? Don't forget you need to take a dump  Scumbag Brain

Sleep? Nah,lets just sit here and think about that one really embarrassing memory.

Sleep? Nah,lets just sit here and think about that one really embarrassing memory.   Scumbag Brain

reads it as duodenum pronounces it as deweydenim

reads it as duodenum pronounces it as deweydenim   Scumbag Brain

Gets into tree stand for 2 hour long deer hunt Immediately has to take a shit.

Gets into tree stand for 
2 hour long deer hunt Immediately has to take a shit.    Scumbag Brain

receives 15% of blood flow only 2% of body mass

receives 15% of blood flow only 2% of body mass  Scumbag Brain

Single brain craves human contact Drunk brain wants you to leave after having sex Relationship brain wants quiet time

Single brain craves human contact Drunk brain wants you to leave after having sex Relationship brain wants quiet time  Scumbag Brain

Knows it can sleep in until 10 Won't stay alseep past 7

Knows it can sleep in until 10 Won't stay alseep past 7   Scumbag Brain
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