Scumbag Brain

What's the worst that could happen? YOU COULD DIE

What's the worst that could happen? YOU COULD DIE   Scumbag Brain

Read fanfic Everything sounds like a sexual innuendo

Read fanfic Everything sounds like a sexual innuendo   Scumbag Brain

told "Don't Move" Itchy mode activated

told

Consciously tells itself to forget about girl from past who broke your heart dreams about her years later

Consciously tells itself to forget about girl from past who broke your heart dreams about her years later  Scumbag Brain

knows a toe itches can't figure out which one

knows a toe itches can't figure out which one  Scumbag Brain

Skips breakfast, not hungry till lunch time eats breakfast, makes you feel famished two hours later

Skips breakfast, not hungry till lunch time eats breakfast, makes you feel famished two hours later  Scumbag Brain

Has a great caption for socially awkward penguin Then forgets about it as soon as you begin to type it

Has a great caption for socially awkward penguin  Then forgets about it as soon as you begin to type it  Scumbag Brain

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Convinces you should ask out a girl 5 minutes after she leaves forever

Convinces you should ask out a girl 5 minutes after she leaves forever  Scumbag Brain

Ex girlfriend you hate moves to other side of country want her back now

Ex girlfriend you hate moves to other side of country want her back now  Scumbag Brain
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