Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to be at work early, reminds you of everything scary that you were reading or watched in the previous 12 hours.

Knows you have to be at work early, reminds you of everything scary that you were reading or watched in the previous 12 hours.  Scumbag Brain

Thinking of ways to reach infinite karma before bed memory wiped by morning

Thinking of ways to reach infinite karma before bed memory wiped by morning   Scumbag Brain

Finished creating an account on a website I forgot what my username is!!!!

Finished creating an account on a website I forgot what my username is!!!!
  Scumbag Brain

Hears someone laugh Dredges up every insecurity

Hears someone laugh Dredges up every insecurity    Scumbag Brain

You're not that drunk. . . .

You're not that drunk. . . .   Scumbag Brain

Gets Drunk Wake up early for a hangover

Gets Drunk Wake up early for a hangover  Scumbag Brain

Notice misspelled word three sentences ago Backspace everything including misspelled word to correct it

Notice misspelled word three sentences ago Backspace everything including misspelled word to correct it  Scumbag Brain

Where's my cell phone? I don't know. Call it on your cell phone.

Where's my cell phone? I don't know. 
Call it on your cell phone.  Scumbag Brain

Can't get to sleep on school nights Is really tired on weekend nights

Can't get to sleep on school nights Is really tired on weekend nights  Scumbag Brain

Hear your parents having sex? let's think of all the positions they could be trying

Hear your parents having sex? let's think of all the positions they could be trying  Scumbag Brain
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