Scumbag Brain

Falls asleep with people in room Hey, you should talk about the weird shit you're dreaming

Falls asleep with people in room Hey, you should talk about the weird shit you're dreaming  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, go ahead and post it Reddit will love it

Hey bro, go ahead and post it Reddit will love it   Scumbag Brain

Want to sleep? Insomnia. Want to stay awake? Narcolepsy.

Want to sleep? Insomnia. Want to stay awake? Narcolepsy.   Scumbag Brain

spends the whole weekend thinking about how you don't want to go back to work on monday

spends the whole weekend thinking about how you don't want to go back to work on monday  Scumbag Brain

Oh, your going to sleep? let's become wide awake

Oh, your going to sleep? let's become wide awake  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you can't remember the name of that one thing? Guess I'll bother you about it all day.

Oh, you can't remember the name of that one thing? Guess I'll bother you about it all day.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're washing your hands? BTW- you gotta piss.

Oh, you're washing your hands? BTW- you gotta piss.  Scumbag Brain

Get to sleep in for the first time in a month Wakes up same time as usual.

Get to sleep in for the first time in a month Wakes up same time as usual.   Scumbag Brain

knows roommate is coming back better have morning wood!

knows roommate is coming back better have morning wood!  Scumbag Brain

"I think you forgot to put on your deodorant, you should check" "Heheh your fingers are smeared in deodorant gel now"

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